Happy marriage or not?

I take marriage as something serious(well, who doesn't? XD ). Its about living with your beloved one for the rest of your entire life. So, finding a suitable partner who you think you can spend the rest of your life is not easy. And for her to think you're the one who she can spend the rest of her life ain't easy too. Actually I wanted to tell you people how I see marriage as and bla bla bla.. but forget it. Haha.. Who actually cared? :P

So, heres a good laugh for you people who need to work on Wesak Day! I actually received this joke from Carmen and I'm going to share with you all! Here it goes...




Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They have become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of marriage. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known 'happy marriage'.

Editor: 'Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?'

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: After marriage we went to Shimla for our honeymoon. One day, we decided to go horse riding and selected the horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy. After riding sometime, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said 'This is your first time'. She climbed onto the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said 'This is your second time' and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!

I shouted at my wife: ' You psycho, what did you do that for!? You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?'.

She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'.

Husband: 'That's it. We are happy ever after.'