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I am too lazy to update this blog at the moment. Hehe.. Lazy+Exam+whatever-lah.

Come back again. There is something new when u see something new here. :D

Hahaha.. ciaoz...

JRAR1001-Class 1

Well, screw the stock market crisis and Lehmann brothers already. We human are stress enough to handle small matters in our life. So, why not just sit down and relax for awhile? Today, I am going to conduct a little stress relieve class.



Class Code: JRAR1001 (Just Relax and Read)
Duration: Less than 10minutes
Fees: FOC
Pre-requisites: None



Today's Topic: What is Wife in the view of a Man.


I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Sam Kinison

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. James Holt McGavran

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous



End of class! Thank You and Come back for more yea! =D

Problem Solving!

This bridge is on the Old Donner Pass Highway.It has a spectacular view of Donner Lake and Donner Pass on Route 80.



A bear was walking across Rainbow Bridge (Old Hwy 40 at Donner Summit, Truckee) on Saturday when two cars also crossing the bridge scared the bear into jumping over the edge of the bridge. Somehow the bear caught the ledge and was able to pull itself to safety. Authorities decided that nothing could be done to help Saturday night so they returned Sunday morning to find the bear sound asleep on the edge.

After securing a net under the bridge the bear was tranquilized, fell into the net, lowered, then woke up and walked out of the net.

There is a moral to this story you know:

This old bear made a wrong move and found he was hanging by his nails. Somehow he was able to pull himself up onto the ledge where he saw he was in a very bad, impossible situation and what did he do? Yep, he took a nap and sure enough the situation took care of itself while he was asleep. The moral is that when confronted with a bad situation sometimes the best solution is to take a nap...sleep on it and refresh your mind to think anew.

And yea, this is another forwarded email. Stop cursing me bitch! =P

Forward forward keep going forward!

Me is so lazy busy that I have no time to write anything here. So, I browse thru my email folder and decided to post this forwarded email here. Read it! Its not something funny or ask u to send this to 10 friends or u will have bad luck for 3 years.

And here we go,

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a female village moneylender. The female Moneylender, who was old, fat and ugly, fancied the farmer's handsome son, Cliff.

So she proposed a bargain.

She said she would forego the farmer's debt if she could marry his son. Both the farmer and his son were horrified by the Proposal.

So the cunning female moneylender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter. She told them that she would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty moneybag. Then the son would have to pick one pebble from the bag.

If he picked the black pebble, he would become her husband and her father's debt would be forgiven. If he picked the white pebble he need not marry her and his father's debt would still be forgiven. But if he refused to pick a pebble, his father would be thrown into Jail

They were standing on a pebble-strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As she picked them up, the sharp-eyed son noticed that she had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.

She then asked the son to pick a pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the son? If you had to advise him, what would you have told him?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:


A) The son should refuse to take a pebble.

B)The son should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the moneylender as a lying, backstabbing female cheat.

C)The son should pick a black pebble and sacrifice himself in order to save his father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking..

The son's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if he chooses the above logical answers.

What would you recommend to the son to do?

Well, here is what he did....

The son put his hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, he fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

"Oh, how clumsy of me," he said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked."

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that he had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit her Dishonesty, the son changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution.

Trust your feeling.

Gah.. not in the mood to write anything now. I planned the whole post while driving back home but totally lost the mood to write once i sign in. It was about a little relationship problem someone is having. And me being a good listener decided to give a little comment.



I dunno whether she took my words or not but I think I gave her a very good point for consideration. Gah.. enough already. So sick of those love story at first, then few months later, non stop arguing. If u think he dont love you anymore, screw it and ask him to fuck off. Holding on will never make it better.



I told u many times before that u will never grow up if u never actually feel it yourself. No matter how beautiful a flower is, it will rot like all flowers too.. they never last.

Farnee?

A picture is worth a thousand words. (Gah..this sentence again? LOL)

The Honda rider was traveling at such a 'very high speed', his reaction time was not sufficient enough to avoid this accident. Swedish Police estimate a speed of ~250 KM/h (155 mph) before the bike hit the slow moving car side-on at an intersection. At that speed, they predicted that the rider's reaction time (once the vehicle came into view) wasn't sufficient enough for him to even apply the brakes. The car had two passengers and the bike rider was found INSIDE the car with them. The Volkswagen actually flipped over from the force of impact and landed 10 feet from where the collision took place.

All three involved (two in car and rider) were killed instantly. This graphic demonstration was placed at the Stockholm Motorcycle Fair by the Swedish Police and Road Safety Department. The sign above the display also noted that the rider had only recently obtained his license.

At 250 KM (155 mph) the operator is traveling at 227 feet per second. With normal reaction time to SEE-DECIDE-REACT of 1.6 seconds the above operator would have traveled over 363 feet while making a decision on what actions to take. In this incident the Swedish police indicate that no actions were taken.

In other words, they didn't even have time to say, 'Oh, FUCK!'

What is there to live for?

Source

A picture tells a thousand words. This one worth more than a thousand.

A short and simple post sometimes is more meaningful than one with only words.*sense the emo-ness now?? :D*

All the best girl. Do what you think is right for you. I couldn't give more comments because I am not experienced in this case. And I dont think I should be the one telling you what to do.

Right! I'm a failure too.

=/

Good Bye.

A little gift from a sincere heart-Chorus part of a song

“在这天~直至这生走遍

也想你携手衝過终点

甚至他生再遇见

仍想起今天

便约定相依[在他]身边”

天意(Fate) by Ronald Cheng

The Sun set because of me

The best sunset in the city. Apparently, that day ended like a tragedy. I will never forget that day.

Emo moments should be cherished!

whyN!ck @ Port Dickson

Ran away from the city for a holiday with my high school friends a day before Raya.

I feel much better now. =)

Bucket List?

Apparently some too free guy over at Kiwiland got nothing better to do so he decided to create a bucket list. And I am too free to entertain him because I've got nothing to write. Hehehe...



Ok, I heard about the movie The Bucket List sometime ago and sounds good to me. But dunno how come I didnt went to look for the movie. Must ask somebody to download it for me. :)
The sypnosis is as below which I copied from somewhere. XD

It is a comedy/drama about two old man who are dying from cancer. It starts off with them lying next to each other well in separate beds in the hospital, they slowly get to know each other... Jack was a extremely wealthy person and Morgan was a very knowledgable person, one day they came up with a "bucket list" its a list of things to do before they die... Morgan wasn't very convinced about succeeding the list but Jack persuaded him to do so, from there onwards it was all happy and fun. Then the bitter part comes where they two fought and separated, thus the list not able to finish. Then Morgan was struck with a serious illness causing him to be in a critical condition, at that time Jack showed up... they had a 'deep' chat and decided to do things they never thought of doing and having the list 99% finish they both die and having Jack's assistant to finish the one last one.

So, done with the sypnosis but its not done yet. I need to write my own bucket list but limited to 5 only. I need time to think of what to put into "my bucket list"

Ok la.. the first thing on my list is to completely own my dream car. What car?? Either a Mercedes(latest one lar of coz) or Nissan Fairlady ( must be orange color).

Here's picture of my dream car.

Mercedes

and my fairlady~ Oops..not this one..hehehe..

Beautiful ain't she? The CAR!!

No.2 on my list.. *drum rolls*

Cannot think of any now.. will update it soon. :P Need more than a bucket of beer time. XD haha...